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5 Quick Reasons for Elon Musk to Come Back Home to South Africa – Thus Leaving America

Hashtag #Satire #ElonMuskComeBackHomeToSouthAfrica #CampaigntoBringElonMuskBackHometoSouthAfrica

Hey dude, yes you Elon (Musk), you need come back home to South Africa.

1.     Smoking weed is now legal across the country –  and not just in a few states/provinces like in America

5 Ways Young People Are Messing Up Their Career Advancement Chances

Pass this post to a youngster you know – especially those 18 to 25 years of age.

Young people aspire to get somewhere in life: finish school, get a job, find an internship opportunity, become an entrepreneur, etc.

All of us need assistance to get to that ‘somewhere.’ But those who can assist us get there, have to: see, get encouraged, and attracted by certain attitudes, trades and etiquette we demonstrate.

There are a few things which young people do badly and they won’t

The Gonorrhoea Theory of Discovering Greatness and Turing Failure into Luck

Below is heartfelt text by a young entrepreneur I believe much in, Mpumi Mtinso, founder of Book a Bicycle operating out in Soweto Vilakazi Street – visiting places such as The Hector Pieterson Museum, Soweto Brewery and Nelson Mandela’s house. To add a pun you shouldn’t excuse, literary if you bring books to them, you will get a discount on a bicycle ride. But I like his creative sarcasm more.

Here is the text:

“A couple weeks before this picture was taken, I was lost and desperate. Every entrepreneur hits a phase in life where they want to give up their dream and give in to a 9-5. So I applied for a job at a ‘creative mag’ and got called in for an interview. Awesome! Didn’t tell any of my family or friends, just my nigga Thulane of Book of Swag because I needed directions, hahaha.

At the interview I was asked where do I see myself in 5 years. My response was, ‘if not at a higher position at this magazine, I see myself, FRONT ROW SEAT MEDIA & BOOK A BICYCLE taking over the world.’ After my this response, one of the ladies interviewing me was impressed and ready to hire a Guluva and the other lady kept saying but your 5 year plan means you going to leave us. Which in my head she was implying that I won’t be getting any promotion in the next coming 5 years. The following day the ladies call me to tell me

I didn’t get the job. Cool. After the call I came back to my senses.

Applied my all to BOOK A BICYCLE and I scored myself a live in studio interview at 5FM.I spoke about BOOK A BICYCLE and other things.

The next week, I’m jamming to 5FM and I hear the same ladies that rejected me at their mag, getting interviewed on the same show as me.

Point of this story is, rejection don’t mean you useless or not worthy. Rejection should open yours eyes to other opportunities. Or like me bring you back to your senses.

O.M.G can’t believe you read this whole story Hahaha.

Go out there and conquer.

The war isn’t over, but lil victories shall be celebrated.”

What Graduates and the Unemployed Can Learn from Facebook and Twitter

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I am on a promotion of fourth and latest book, ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur’. Do check it out.

This post is for the individual. It could be appalling when taken with a ‘politically correct unionised thinking’.

‘Go to school everything will be alright’. Life never really works out like that for most of us. In high school no one told us there is something more we would need to give and should. What is it?