1000 Ways the Post Office Doesn’t Want You Use Them

One older comedian asked a young comic, “Are you married?” The younger comic replied “no!” Astonished, the older comedian said, “then what do you for aggravation!”

While married people in the world have one another for their daily dosage of aggravation, in South Africa everyone gets it from the government and State Owned Enterprises.

We have an oversupply.

Our government makes sure our daily dosage is well catered: inaccurate to insane water and electricity bills, Nkandla, state capture, etc. Good service delivery on the part of our government!

Even the president gets his daily dosage of aggravation.

Although We Hate eTolls, Here are 4 Wonderful Things About Them

“I hate e-tolls, you hate e-tolls, we all hate e-tolls”. We all know who said these famous revolutionary words.

No one wants to be tolled for utilizing a road; especially one which was previously free to use. These people just painted the road darker and made expensive loans on our behalf. Now they expect us to pay for them. What sickness is this?

STARTING A BUSINESS EASY IN 2017, Free Articles + Request a Business Consultation

You probably have resolved to start a business in 2017. And you know you could do with some helpful tips.

We all know business is not easy.

Funny enough, whenever I hear people say they have resolved to start a business, I always remember a hurtful story that happened to me a few years ago.

I was on a date

Nipping Anxiety in the Bud, Tiisetso Maloma Interview on the Creative Warriors Podcast

Creative Warriors Podcast - Tiisetso Maloma

I was a guest on the Creative Warriors Podcast hosted by American entrepreneur and business coach, Jeffrey Shaw.

We had an engaging chat about defeating ‘entrepreneur anxiety’ and the book – ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur.’

Do check out and download the episode here http://ow.ly/whdd307Tc1U. It is episode 255.

How to Have Fun Outside The Education System

Richard Branson quote

This is an extract from ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur’, my latest/fourth book. I dedicate it to Matric Class of 2016.

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This chapter is for those who have just finished high school and don’t have the money to further their studies but are hustling hard for it, or those who absolutely do not want to go to varsity.

It is also for those who have just graduated from university, but don’t want to pursue a career related to their qualification, and who want to explore their interests instead.

Those who want to pursue entrepreneurship will find this particularly mind churning.

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First, let me get my guilt out of the way.

In 2005, I enrolled for a three year diploma, in accounting, at the University of Johannesburg. I finished it in record time. To be completely truthful

The Reason Black People Frown When Dancing, A Parody of How to Sell South Africa to Tourists

?#?howtosellAfrica ?#?branding ?#?marketing

This is a satiric piece.

Blacks frown when they dance. To outsiders it might seem as though we are angry and full at the same time.

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POEM: I am Big Deal, I am Bigger than Race, My Energy is Taking me Places

Yes I am a big deal; I am bigger than race.

My ambitions go beyond race; mine or anyone else’s.

Of course when people lay eyes on me, they see

South African Government Wants to Give You R50 Million – The Most Important Section in our Constitution

Dear citizens I’m hereby doing a job which our government didn’t do so well. Why would they not loudly tell us the good news that they are willing to give us up to R50 million?

A Cruel Lesson from Luther Vandross on How to Stand Out and Create Sensational Impact

Image credits, ROB VERHORST/REDFERNS

Image credits, ROB VERHORST/REDFERNS

Before I show you the cruelty of Mr Luther Ronzoni Vandross, I would like to show you my reverence for this musical genius that left us with phenomenal music.

In many parts

9 Steps to Becoming a Better Nonfiction Writer

Am I a good writer? I want to be. Is my grammar on point? No, it is not.

Do I enjoy writing? Yes, absolutely. Writing is what I do.

Before you go on reading, know this is my personal manifesto for being a good writer. I wrote it for me firstly.

(1).Read fiction

STATE OF NO CAPTURE REPORT 1: How South Africa is Doing Far Better in 2016 Than Ever Before [Satire]

**This is a satiric post.

South Africa is doing far better in 2016. We have a healthy economy, and a strong constitution.

We have an amazing president at the helm of our progressive development.

The Rand is firm and strong. Rating agencies such as Moodys favour us tremendously – over all

How I Lost R90 000 in 2011 and Still Miss it When I Am Broke

I am on a promotion of fourth and latest book, ‘The Anxious Entrepreneur’. Do check it out.

When broke, don’t you sometimes ponder upon the monies you had in the past, the deals missed and those you said no to?

Today I am doing that. I am expecting monies to come through and even those funds are budgeted for different projects. I want more to put into current and others. What I mean here is I am future broke.

Money multiplies